Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
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Even money OP is a Junior, The 2nd, or II and the Family referes to him as #2
Pretty shitty name if you ask me...
I think the op is referring to their father naming them on a donation as well
Would have been much better if you said thanks for making me #2...or for putting me 2nd....but it just sounds stupid the way you wrote it...sorry but it does!
Personally, I wouldn't fuck someone named #2.
I think he means "Jr." or "the 2nd".
Well I am the 2nd, dad never wanted a junior and I posted this drunk to the old man. All y'all can fuck off, cunts.