All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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