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  • Nothing says "closed for the season" like an unmanicured lawn.

    Submitted by Problywasme on Sep 5, 12 at 2:12pm
  • It's gotta be a FULL bush if you want to deter guys. Because guys are shameless. We don't mind playing thru the rough to get to the hole if you know what I'm saying

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Sep 6, 12 at 1:24am
  • Put up a "Close for Reconstruction" sign. More accurate and honest you slut!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 6, 12 at 3:39am
  • Whore

    Submitted by LowDownZ on Sep 5, 12 at 7:16pm
    • ^ Idiot

      Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 5, 12 at 11:43pm
    • Dumb bitch, quit giving it out for free! She could have made good money fucking like this at a legal brothel in Nevada and paid her tuition. A lot of girls do that at the Bunny Ranch.

      Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 6, 12 at 3:41am
  • why do people always freak out when girls like to fuck a lot jesus chriiiiiist. but yea i think the signs a cute idea get a sharpie and write it above your vag. :D

    Submitted by artsyshroom on Sep 8, 12 at 6:23am