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  • 98 55
    Submitted by Problywasme on Sep 5, 12 at 2:12pm

    Nothing says "closed for the season" like an unmanicured lawn.

  • 64 49
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Sep 6, 12 at 1:24am

    It's gotta be a FULL bush if you want to deter guys. Because guys are shameless. We don't mind playing thru the rough to get to the hole if you know what I'm saying

  • 64 58
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 6, 12 at 3:39am

    Put up a "Close for Reconstruction" sign. More accurate and honest you slut!

  • 68 77
    Submitted by LowDownZ on Sep 5, 12 at 7:16pm

    Whore

    • 54 59
      Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 5, 12 at 11:43pm

      ^ Idiot

    • 58 51
      Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 6, 12 at 3:41am

      Dumb bitch, quit giving it out for free! She could have made good money fucking like this at a legal brothel in Nevada and paid her tuition. A lot of girls do that at the Bunny Ranch.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by artsyshroom on Sep 8, 12 at 6:23am

    why do people always freak out when girls like to fuck a lot jesus chriiiiiist. but yea i think the signs a cute idea get a sharpie and write it above your vag. :D