Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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If she gives BJs, she is a hooker, not a stripper.
Ha. You must not go to strip clubs or you go with the poor folk who spend the night throwing singles at the rack. There is virtually no difference between strippers and hookers.
And when I'm getting eaten out by the pool boy I'll imagine it's you. At least for the first 5 minutes.
Wow. That should be engraved in a constellation for being the most outstanding burn of all time.
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Romantic sentiments for the modern age.
That's true love... Although strippers don't have souls, they give soulful bj's.
bj's make everything better
And I'll pretend the super hot guys I'm giving free handie's to are you. At least until I realize how much bigger they all are than you.
Do they do that at Club 215?
its the thought that counts
LMAO @ ArthurLux
Who says romance is dead?
Hahahahahaha that's great
W_T_F - you got it right.