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  • If she gives BJs, she is a hooker, not a stripper.

    Submitted by W_T_F on Aug 14, 11 at 5:25pm
    • Ha. You must not go to strip clubs or you go with the poor folk who spend the night throwing singles at the rack. There is virtually no difference between strippers and hookers.

      Submitted by FuckNickelback on Aug 15, 11 at 4:32am
  • And when I'm getting eaten out by the pool boy I'll imagine it's you. At least for the first 5 minutes.

    Submitted by stephie1393 on Aug 14, 11 at 8:43pm
    • Wow. That should be engraved in a constellation for being the most outstanding burn of all time.

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 6, 12 at 1:23am
  • How to make a long distance relationship work

    Submitted by Phys on Aug 14, 11 at 6:07pm
  • Romantic sentiments for the modern age.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 14, 11 at 4:00pm
  • That's true love... Although strippers don't have souls, they give soulful bj's.

    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 14, 11 at 11:10pm
  • bj's make everything better

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Aug 14, 11 at 7:01pm
  • And I'll pretend the super hot guys I'm giving free handie's to are you. At least until I realize how much bigger they all are than you.

    Submitted by swallows on Aug 15, 11 at 2:22am
  • @swallows: DITTO!

    Submitted by kaykayfuller427 on Aug 15, 11 at 6:46pm
  • Do they do that at Club 215?

    Submitted by 310/951/805 on Aug 14, 11 at 4:36pm
  • its the thought that counts

    Submitted by ck24 on Aug 14, 11 at 3:47pm
  • LMAO @ ArthurLux

    Submitted by tayacb on Aug 14, 11 at 4:37pm
  • Who says romance is dead?

    Submitted by dadx2 on Aug 14, 11 at 9:43pm
  • Hahahahahaha that's great

    Submitted by jacobg013 on Aug 14, 11 at 3:25pm
  • W_T_F - you got it right.

    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 14, 11 at 11:16pm