Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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