matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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