He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
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Awesome...imagine what else he can do with that beast!?!
He's building up to asking you if it can sniff your butt. And you know how it goes from there.
this is when you just start walking and then text at the same time.
after all can your uncle really run that fast if he has his dick in his hand?
got to love our new brunswick guys
Hes gonna get you but he aint driving you back
high school?!i think this is a middle school kid...
Am I the only person who's thinking of Taylor Lautner right now? Fuck, I'd let him do whatever he wants.
Does no one that posts txt on this site have their own car? If I am gonna be alone with a guy I an damn sure gonna have a way to get myself out of there if I need to
Reppin New Brunswick. Nice!!!
hahaha. New Brunswick.
@7:54: No, chicken *lover*
I'll pick you up after you suck him off
What a fuckin douchebag...men like that should be castrated!
Oh and 11:17, your certainly not the only one. He's always the exception to THAT ^ rule.
hahhaha...this made me lol
Wow Sherry Lewis with a cock? That would scare anyone.
you're incapable of driving yourself home?
Don't get it started and then leave the man with blue balls, that is unexceptable behavior
I wish his dick would woof at me just sayin