Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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