So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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