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  • 82 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 11:39pm

    burritos don't have to = dicks; i'd break up with a girl that always has a burrito in her mouth, no problem.

  • 80 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:39am

    8:37 you know in the end you'd still have to hire pirates to do your dirty work anyway, so paladin. 1:54 this actually makes FAR more sense like that. Thanks.

  • 76 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:40am

    haha 925!! casa gourmet?

  • 80 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:09am

    fuuuuck now i want taco bell!! anyone else in??

  • 76 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 8:37am

    Can I ask you a serious question? If you know Lachlan Pollard would you be a ninja or a paladin? Remember: Ninjas get down with shurikens!

  • 79 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:28am

    burritos are balls unless ur in socal. ive had them in 925 and i would rather eat a dick.

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 8:35pm

    she's giving head to a burrito (or having sex with one)... interesting image

  • 77 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 9:43pm

    what she (or he) means is that if burritos were dicks her (or his) boyfriend would probably break up because she always has a burrito in her mouth.

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 11:38pm

    if burritos were folded like fortune cookies and then had cheetos on the inside this post might have been funny.

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:47pm

    Bubba's Burrito Bar owns you!

  • 66 74
    Submitted by tmibffloll8r on Jun 5, 10 at 1:00pm

    Yea, I've had to say that b4

  • 71 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:54pm

    actually this was from a guy to a girl

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:18am

    taking tacos up the butt and exploding shits?!

  • 68 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 10:04am

    7:07 have you ever had a burrito from Bubba's Burrito Bar? I think not...

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:31pm

    TAco Burrito King burrito the size of 2 paper plates

  • 75 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 7:09pm

    translation: i wish this burrito were a dick. just saying.

  • 69 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 6:51pm

    What the fuck does that even mean?

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 8:33pm

    translation: if burritos were dicks, id be cheating on you.

  • 69 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:07am

    i'd rather give head to a burrito.

  • 69 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:08am

    what's wrong with burritos? as long as you're not huge

  • 65 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 7:07am

    but there are so many other foods that are way more delicious than burritos!

  • 65 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 7:46pm

    make more sense if it was "if dicks were burritos..."