Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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