you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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Always asking the important questions.
A rooster. Cock-a-doodle-doo.
Hello, I am Chris Hansen, please have a seat over there.
If you came out, you shouldn't have to worry what "she" thinks anymore
LMFAO!!! How can you NOT appreciate a guy that does this? Absolutely f'ing hysterical... Love it!!!
A dachshund, it wasn't very impressive.
Party on my friend. Party on.
A sheep. -banjo twang-
that was so baaaaaaad