Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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im sure this is a bad story for every name
My neighbor is a former stripper, has her nipples and clit pierced TWICE, and has different dudes at her house every night while her two very young kids in the other room. She is so ugly though. I'm the past year she got sooo fat too. Yet guys still sleep with her. Her name is Crystal.
I was so proud of him.
Okay.... Umm well my name is crystal and it's not a known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named crystal because one it's the lamest thing I have ever seen/read, two maybe other girls named crystal look for lowlife guys like you to have sex with
Crystal, Krystle... Potato, potato. Naming your child that is like determining their destiny to live in a trailer park.
The name Lacey works as well.
lol i know a crystal. total slut. soo true.
@2:20....You are stereotyping yourself. Enjoy your future job as a stripper. You will also dwell in a trailer park.
Damn right! I speak from experience!
Every crystal I know is hot as hell.
Girls who go by Nikki can be in the same category
4:09 your wife's name is crystal. Quit crying this shit is funny
SO TRUE! every crystal i know... what a ho (shout out to jenny! look, everyone knows it but you! YUCK!) -T!
wtf its the german spelling shits
I only know one girl who engaged in an Eiffel Tower before Junior year of high school...Crystal.
The only crystal I know has three kids, a moustache, and works at a strip club in a town of ten thousand.
Haha when I saw this last night I remember thinking "crystal is a slutty name"... so this text just made my day :)
i hooked up with a stripper with the name crystal from california girls in anaheim. fuckin bitch wouldnt leave my pad after i fucked her.....had to finally tell her that i wasnt 28 and i wasnt a firefighter. stupid bitch still wanted me. im 22 and a student and i picked her up wearing a tshirt with a bud leaf on it.
Ha u stink lyk
2:49 Then why is my neighbor Crystal a pig-faced whore? She's fat too.
lol my names crystal. i thought this was pretty funny.and yes, every crystal is hot as hell!!
11:22, the op didn't say that they had to be hot...
My girlfriends name is crystal and she is amazing and i can safely say she is not a slut.
Crystals are just sexy.
The name Crystal always makes me think of Crystal from Squidbillies with her big sip.
hahaha Krystal is a friend of mine! and she really is a good girl. Can't blame her for wanting her 15 mins of fame.
To fucking true ESP when it spelled Krystal
So true. I think everyone has had a crystal
I know of three crystals at my school
1 ugly 2 fat 3 fat and ugly
So nope ur theory is wrong
There's always exceptions. Posts like these get annoying after awhile.
ahh thats messed up!! My name is crystal..
I know a crystal who is a beautiful and awesome person. And I'm not just saying that cause she's my niece. ;)
4:42 I have a second cousin named Lacey too. Thy girl used to be so cute and innocent. God, she's a slut now.
all the crystals i knew in high school were ugly, fat, trashy, or all of the above. but now i only know one crystal and she's awesome! very pretty and not whoreish at all.
Wow that's funny there's a girl in 732 named crystal and she hops on everyone sack
I hate ppl who claimto know infamous ppl
sleep in the other room* in the past year*
Damn. Maybe I`m just thinking of porn
It's true. My ex was a Crystal. This text is made of win. I feel bad for Andrew.
4:29 My second cousin Lacey is a huge slut.
11:29 - you're worse, your mom didn't even know how to spell Crystal right.
crystals are as horrible as crystal meth.
My names Crystal and I'm not agreeing with that fact, it's just a name it's not going to make me who I am.. Lol, I can't describe this the way I want to. Haha.
I agree! Every Crystal I know is a skank! Psychotic skank at that!
Every girl i met named crystal ended up being a total bitch
HEYYYY my names Krystle!! im not fat ugly or easy!
11:29 well that sucks, cause you got stuck with a ghetto ass trailer park name then.
People who watch the real world are fucking losers.
Get a life.