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  • 74 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:33pm

    I was so proud of him.

  • 77 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:21pm

    im sure this is a bad story for every name

  • 76 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:16pm

    My neighbor is a former stripper, has her nipples and clit pierced TWICE, and has different dudes at her house every night while her two very young kids in the other room. She is so ugly though. I'm the past year she got sooo fat too. Yet guys still sleep with her. Her name is Crystal.

  • 80 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:29pm

    The name Lacey works as well.

  • 73 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:16pm

    Crystal, Krystle... Potato, potato. Naming your child that is like determining their destiny to live in a trailer park.

  • 76 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:09pm

    lol i know a crystal. total slut. soo true.

  • 75 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:48pm

    Okay.... Umm well my name is crystal and it's not a known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named crystal because one it's the lamest thing I have ever seen/read, two maybe other girls named crystal look for lowlife guys like you to have sex with

  • 69 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:52am

    @2:20....You are stereotyping yourself. Enjoy your future job as a stripper. You will also dwell in a trailer park. Have fun!

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:45am

    Girls who go by Nikki can be in the same category

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:01pm

    SO TRUE! every crystal i know... what a ho (shout out to jenny! look, everyone knows it but you! YUCK!) -T!

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:59pm

    Damn right! I speak from experience!

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:51pm

    4:09 your wife's name is crystal. Quit crying this shit is funny

  • 64 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:03pm

    wtf its the german spelling shits

  • 74 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:45pm

    Haha when I saw this last night I remember thinking "crystal is a slutty name"... so this text just made my day :)

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:49pm

    Every crystal I know is hot as hell.

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:23pm

    2:49 Then why is my neighbor Crystal a pig-faced whore? She's fat too.

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:54am

    I only know one girl who engaged in an Eiffel Tower before Junior year of high school...Crystal.

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:06am

    hahaha Krystal is a friend of mine! and she really is a good girl. Can't blame her for wanting her 15 mins of fame.

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:56am

    Ha u stink lyk 

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:49am

    lol my names crystal. i thought this was pretty funny.and yes, every crystal is hot as hell!!

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:46pm

    11:22, the op didn't say that they had to be hot...

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:45pm

    To fucking true ESP when it spelled Krystal

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:21am

    Not true, Crystals are just sexy.

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:02pm

    i hooked up with a stripper with the name crystal from california girls in anaheim. fuckin bitch wouldnt leave my pad after i fucked her.....had to finally tell her that i wasnt 28 and i wasnt a firefighter. stupid bitch still wanted me. im 22 and a student and i picked her up wearing a tshirt with a bud leaf on it.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:09pm

    There's always exceptions. Posts like these get annoying after awhile.

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:22am

    I know of three crystals at my school 1 ugly 2 fat 3 fat and ugly So nope ur theory is wrong

  • 70 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:34am

    So true. I think everyone has had a crystal

  • 56 65
    Submitted by sammar on Jan 23, 10 at 12:13pm

    The name Crystal always makes me think of Crystal from Squidbillies with her big sip.

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:25pm

    The only crystal I know has three kids, a moustache, and works at a strip club in a town of ten thousand.

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:48pm

    My girlfriends name is crystal and she is amazing and i can safely say she is not a slut.

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:29am

    I know a crystal who is a beautiful and awesome person. And I'm not just saying that cause she's my niece. ;)

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:12am

    I hate ppl who claimto know infamous ppl

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:12pm

    all the crystals i knew in high school were ugly, fat, trashy, or all of the above. but now i only know one crystal and she's awesome! very pretty and not whoreish at all.

  • 51 59
    Submitted by crystal8705 on Jan 13, 10 at 3:55am

    ahh thats messed up!! My name is crystal..

  • 63 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:17pm

    sleep in the other room* in the past year*

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:15am

    Wow that's funny there's a girl in 732 named crystal and she hops on everyone sack

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:32pm

    11:29 - you're worse, your mom didn't even know how to spell Crystal right.

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:59pm

    crystals are as horrible as crystal meth.

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:26am

    Damn. Maybe I`m just thinking of porn

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:34am

    It's true. My ex was a Crystal. This text is made of win. I feel bad for Andrew.

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:42pm

    4:29 My second cousin Lacey is a huge slut.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by linniekay on Oct 12, 10 at 1:45pm

    I agree! Every Crystal I know is a skank! Psychotic skank at that!

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:25pm

    4:42 I have a second cousin named Lacey too. Thy girl used to be so cute and innocent. God, she's a slut now.

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 4:24am

    My names Crystal and I'm not agreeing with that fact, it's just a name it's not going to make me who I am.. Lol, I can't describe this the way I want to. Haha.

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:29am

    HEYYYY my names Krystle!! im not fat ugly or easy!

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:44am

    Every girl i met named crystal ended up being a total bitch

  • 54 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:18pm

    11:29 well that sucks, cause you got stuck with a ghetto ass trailer park name then.

  • 45 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:37pm

    People who watch the real world are fucking losers. Get a life.