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  • im sure this is a bad story for every name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:21pm
  • My neighbor is a former stripper, has her nipples and clit pierced TWICE, and has different dudes at her house every night while her two very young kids in the other room. She is so ugly though. I'm the past year she got sooo fat too. Yet guys still sleep with her. Her name is Crystal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:16pm
  • I was so proud of him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:33pm
  • Okay.... Umm well my name is crystal and it's not a known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named crystal because one it's the lamest thing I have ever seen/read, two maybe other girls named crystal look for lowlife guys like you to have sex with

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:48pm
  • Crystal, Krystle... Potato, potato. Naming your child that is like determining their destiny to live in a trailer park.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:16pm
  • The name Lacey works as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:29pm
  • @2:20....You are stereotyping yourself. Enjoy your future job as a stripper. You will also dwell in a trailer park. Have fun!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:52am
  • lol i know a crystal. total slut. soo true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:09pm
  • Every crystal I know is hot as hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:49pm
  • Girls who go by Nikki can be in the same category

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:45am
  • 4:09 your wife's name is crystal. Quit crying this shit is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:51pm
  • SO TRUE! every crystal i know... what a ho (shout out to jenny! look, everyone knows it but you! YUCK!) -T!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:01pm
  • Damn right! I speak from experience!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:59pm
  • wtf its the german spelling shits

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:03pm
  • I only know one girl who engaged in an Eiffel Tower before Junior year of high school...Crystal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:54am
  • Haha when I saw this last night I remember thinking "crystal is a slutty name"... so this text just made my day :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:45pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:56am
  • 2:49 Then why is my neighbor Crystal a pig-faced whore? She's fat too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:23pm
  • 11:22, the op didn't say that they had to be hot...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:46pm
  • lol my names crystal. i thought this was pretty funny.and yes, every crystal is hot as hell!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:49am
  • I know of three crystals at my school 1 ugly 2 fat 3 fat and ugly So nope ur theory is wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:22am
  • Not true, Crystals are just sexy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:21am
  • hahaha Krystal is a friend of mine! and she really is a good girl. Can't blame her for wanting her 15 mins of fame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:06am
  • The name Crystal always makes me think of Crystal from Squidbillies with her big sip.

    Submitted by sammar on Jan 23, 10 at 12:13pm
  • My girlfriends name is crystal and she is amazing and i can safely say she is not a slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:48pm
  • To fucking true ESP when it spelled Krystal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:45pm
  • The only crystal I know has three kids, a moustache, and works at a strip club in a town of ten thousand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:25pm
  • i hooked up with a stripper with the name crystal from california girls in anaheim. fuckin bitch wouldnt leave my pad after i fucked her.....had to finally tell her that i wasnt 28 and i wasnt a firefighter. stupid bitch still wanted me. im 22 and a student and i picked her up wearing a tshirt with a bud leaf on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:02pm
  • There's always exceptions. Posts like these get annoying after awhile.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:09pm
  • So true. I think everyone has had a crystal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:34am
  • ahh thats messed up!! My name is crystal..

    Submitted by crystal8705 on Jan 13, 10 at 3:55am
  • all the crystals i knew in high school were ugly, fat, trashy, or all of the above. but now i only know one crystal and she's awesome! very pretty and not whoreish at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:12pm
  • 4:42 I have a second cousin named Lacey too. Thy girl used to be so cute and innocent. God, she's a slut now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:25pm
  • 4:29 My second cousin Lacey is a huge slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:42pm
  • I know a crystal who is a beautiful and awesome person. And I'm not just saying that cause she's my niece. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:29am
  • Damn. Maybe I`m just thinking of porn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:26am
  • sleep in the other room* in the past year*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:17pm
  • 11:29 - you're worse, your mom didn't even know how to spell Crystal right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:32pm
  • It's true. My ex was a Crystal. This text is made of win. I feel bad for Andrew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:34am
  • I hate ppl who claimto know infamous ppl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:12am
  • crystals are as horrible as crystal meth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:59pm
  • My names Crystal and I'm not agreeing with that fact, it's just a name it's not going to make me who I am.. Lol, I can't describe this the way I want to. Haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 4:24am
  • Wow that's funny there's a girl in 732 named crystal and she hops on everyone sack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:15am
  • I agree! Every Crystal I know is a skank! Psychotic skank at that!

    Submitted by linniekay on Oct 12, 10 at 1:45pm
  • Every girl i met named crystal ended up being a total bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:44am
  • HEYYYY my names Krystle!! im not fat ugly or easy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:29am
  • 11:29 well that sucks, cause you got stuck with a ghetto ass trailer park name then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:18pm
  • People who watch the real world are fucking losers. Get a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:37pm