You don't have asthma, your pregnant
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
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That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize