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  • Yes, very sad. Your life revolves around material things.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:33pm
  • mmmm tiffany's. i just came. twice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:55pm
  • I think of Hugh Jackman... but you probably have a better chance of getting a tiffany ring

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:35pm
  • after reading this, i spent a good few minutes gazing at the Cartier boulder on left ring finger, and thanked my lucky stars Hub stepped his game up from T&Co.. but hey, whatever works.. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:02am
  • i just loled at work @ 10:04

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:00pm
  • sounds like high maintenance...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:40am
  • I'm scared now because this is the area code I live in....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:55pm
  • thank you 7 year old african child. i love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:59pm
  • Only if being a shallow materialistic whore doesn't bother you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:37pm
  • you could at least get off to Cartier instead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:11pm
  • I believe Jamie Foxx said it the best... "Oh she's a gold digger..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:21pm
  • Because there's other stuff that goes into it 9:26. If it were just prostitution, more marriages would last longer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:35pm
  • no it's not sad, it's perfectly legit man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:23pm
  • haha 7:59 But seriously, I agree with 7:50 and 7:53

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:08pm
  • I wouldn't masturbate thinking of a Tiffany ring but a Tiffany ring might make me excited...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Thank you 8:08. I apologize for the misspelling of MASTURBATE to everyone. 7:53

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:26pm
  • Like anyone in the Quad Cities will care that it is from Tiffany's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:35am
  • 7:45- it's just the fact that it's a "Tiffany" ring...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:47pm
  • I am rejoicing right along with you 8:04

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:01am
  • I'm assuming (I know, I shouldn't) that because she is masterbating to the thought of an engagement ring that she might actually be in a relationship, which would make the cock more than just another possession. Plus, she's masterbating, not having sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:39pm
  • nice to know that some women at least admit to their materialism.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:20am
  • I agree with 8:06 speaking of Jamie fox "she's got her own" now I"ll get off to that..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:24pm
  • Aim higher sweetheart, Tiffany's isn't all its cracked up to be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:09pm
  • True, 7:50! Then she will have to brag and tell everyone, which is just ridiculous and a waste of time. It's not about the ring, it's about the relationship. If you masterbate to that instead of something that's real, you have some major issues.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:53pm
  • buying engagement rings (and wedding rings) are basically paying for sex. why don't they just call it what it is: prostitution

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:26pm
  • YAY! SOMEONE CAN ACTUALLY SPELL "M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-E!!!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:04pm
  • could be worse....you could be getting off to walmart's fine selection...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:59pm
  • As long as you know you're a materialistic snot then I guess there is no problem. Good luck finding a man though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:03pm
  • I wish I knew you. I would love to jam a ring in your twat and fuck you in the ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:57pm
  • Nothing says love like small rock mined by a 7 year old African child at gunpoint.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:58pm
  • Mmm, how about you just get one put in down there?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:15pm
  • 7:47 - Once it's out of the box no one will even know!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:50pm
  • You realize Tiffany rings aren't actually that nice right? Their diamonds are pretty standard quality (meaning, you can get better elsewhere for the same price).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:45pm
  • If you're not a gold digger, you'd be the girl for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:34pm
  • Golddigger!

    Submitted by mybizzy on Apr 3, 10 at 5:27am
  • not as sad as "get my big O" lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:39pm
  • like a cock isn't a material thing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:35pm
  • i masturbate to tbell...but it's fine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:01pm
  • 8:01 you masterbate to tbell as in tacobell?? Heard it all now...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:04pm
  • With a tanzanite stone,

    Submitted by undrtheimpressn on Mar 15, 10 at 7:33am
  • Extremely sad. I think u need to find a MAN! ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:33am
  • Yup.

    Submitted by jltc on Jun 22, 11 at 5:49pm
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