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  • 47 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:33pm

    Yes, very sad. Your life revolves around material things.

  • 39 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:55pm

    mmmm tiffany's. i just came. twice.

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:43pm

    I wouldn't masturbate thinking of a Tiffany ring but a Tiffany ring might make me excited...

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:02am

    after reading this, i spent a good few minutes gazing at the Cartier boulder on left ring finger, and thanked my lucky stars Hub stepped his game up from T&Co.. but hey, whatever works.. :)

  • 36 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:35pm

    I think of Hugh Jackman... but you probably have a better chance of getting a tiffany ring

  • 34 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:00pm

    i just loled at work @ 10:04

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:35am

    Like anyone in the Quad Cities will care that it is from Tiffany's.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:23pm

    no it's not sad, it's perfectly legit man

  • 36 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:21pm

    I believe Jamie Foxx said it the best... "Oh she's a gold digger..."

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:03pm

    As long as you know you're a materialistic snot then I guess there is no problem. Good luck finding a man though...

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:37pm

    Only if being a shallow materialistic whore doesn't bother you.

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:58pm

    Nothing says love like small rock mined by a 7 year old African child at gunpoint.

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:35pm

    Because there's other stuff that goes into it 9:26. If it were just prostitution, more marriages would last longer.

  • 31 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:40am

    sounds like high maintenance...

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:04pm

    YAY! SOMEONE CAN ACTUALLY SPELL "M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-E!!!"

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:53pm

    True, 7:50! Then she will have to brag and tell everyone, which is just ridiculous and a waste of time. It's not about the ring, it's about the relationship. If you masterbate to that instead of something that's real, you have some major issues.

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:08pm

    haha 7:59 But seriously, I agree with 7:50 and 7:53

  • 32 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:01am

    I am rejoicing right along with you 8:04

  • 33 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:26pm

    Thank you 8:08. I apologize for the misspelling of MASTURBATE to everyone. 7:53

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:55pm

    I'm scared now because this is the area code I live in....

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:24pm

    I agree with 8:06 speaking of Jamie fox "she's got her own" now I"ll get off to that..

  • 31 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:59pm

    could be worse....you could be getting off to walmart's fine selection...

  • 33 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:59pm

    thank you 7 year old african child. i love you.

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:20am

    nice to know that some women at least admit to their materialism.

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:09pm

    Aim higher sweetheart, Tiffany's isn't all its cracked up to be.

  • 28 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:50pm

    7:47 - Once it's out of the box no one will even know!

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:11pm

    you could at least get off to Cartier instead.

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:26pm

    buying engagement rings (and wedding rings) are basically paying for sex. why don't they just call it what it is: prostitution

  • 36 54
    Submitted by mybizzy on Apr 3, 10 at 5:27am

    Golddigger!

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:33am

    Extremely sad. I think u need to find a MAN! ...

  • 30 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:39pm

    not as sad as "get my big O" lol

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:57pm

    I wish I knew you. I would love to jam a ring in your twat and fuck you in the ass.

  • 28 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:15pm

    Mmm, how about you just get one put in down there?

  • 26 37
    Submitted by jltc on Jun 22, 11 at 5:49pm

    Yup.

  • 27 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:04pm

    8:01 you masterbate to tbell as in tacobell?? Heard it all now...

  • 29 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:35pm

    like a cock isn't a material thing?

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:01pm

    i masturbate to tbell...but it's fine

  • 28 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:47pm

    7:45- it's just the fact that it's a "Tiffany" ring...

  • 35 57
    Submitted by undrtheimpressn on Mar 15, 10 at 7:33am

    With a tanzanite stone,

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:45pm

    You realize Tiffany rings aren't actually that nice right? Their diamonds are pretty standard quality (meaning, you can get better elsewhere for the same price).

  • 26 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:39pm

    I'm assuming (I know, I shouldn't) that because she is masterbating to the thought of an engagement ring that she might actually be in a relationship, which would make the cock more than just another possession. Plus, she's masterbating, not having sex.

  • 24 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:34pm

    If you're not a gold digger, you'd be the girl for me.