is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
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Yes, very sad. Your life revolves around material things.
i just came. twice.
I think of Hugh Jackman... but you probably have a better chance of getting a tiffany ring
after reading this, i spent a good few minutes gazing at the Cartier boulder on left ring finger, and thanked my lucky stars Hub stepped his game up from T&Co.. but hey, whatever works.. :)
i just loled at work @ 10:04
sounds like high maintenance...
I'm scared now because this is the area code I live in....
you could at least get off to Cartier instead.
I believe Jamie Foxx said it the best... "Oh she's a gold digger..."
thank you 7 year old african child. i love you.
Only if being a shallow materialistic whore doesn't bother you.
no it's not sad, it's perfectly legit man
I wouldn't masturbate thinking of a Tiffany ring but a Tiffany ring might make me excited...
Because there's other stuff that goes into it 9:26.
If it were just prostitution, more marriages would last longer.
But seriously, I agree with 7:50 and 7:53
Thank you 8:08.
I apologize for the misspelling of MASTURBATE to everyone.
Like anyone in the Quad Cities will care that it is from Tiffany's.
I am rejoicing right along with you 8:04
7:45- it's just the fact that it's a "Tiffany" ring...
YAY! SOMEONE CAN ACTUALLY SPELL "M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-E!!!"
nice to know that some women at least admit to their materialism.
I agree with 8:06 speaking of Jamie fox "she's got her own" now I"ll get off to that..
Aim higher sweetheart, Tiffany's isn't all its cracked up to be.
True, 7:50! Then she will have to brag and tell everyone, which is just ridiculous and a waste of time.
It's not about the ring, it's about the relationship. If you masterbate to that instead of something that's real, you have some major issues.
buying engagement rings (and wedding rings) are basically paying for sex.
why don't they just call it what it is: prostitution
I'm assuming (I know, I shouldn't) that because she is masterbating to the thought of an engagement ring that she might actually be in a relationship, which would make the cock more than just another possession.
Plus, she's masterbating, not having sex.
As long as you know you're a materialistic snot then I guess there is no problem. Good luck finding a man though...
could be worse....you could be getting off to walmart's fine selection...
Nothing says love like small rock mined by a 7 year old African child at gunpoint.
I wish I knew you. I would love to jam a ring in your twat and fuck you in the ass.
7:47 - Once it's out of the box no one will even know!
Mmm, how about you just get one put in down there?
If you're not a gold digger, you'd be the girl for me.
You realize Tiffany rings aren't actually that nice right? Their diamonds are pretty standard quality (meaning, you can get better elsewhere for the same price).
not as sad as "get my big O" lol
like a cock isn't a material thing?
i masturbate to tbell...but it's fine
8:01 you masterbate to tbell as in tacobell?? Heard it all now...
With a tanzanite stone,
Extremely sad. I think u need to find a MAN! ...