is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
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i just came. twice.
Yes, very sad. Your life revolves around material things.
after reading this, i spent a good few minutes gazing at the Cartier boulder on left ring finger, and thanked my lucky stars Hub stepped his game up from T&Co.. but hey, whatever works.. :)
I think of Hugh Jackman... but you probably have a better chance of getting a tiffany ring
i just loled at work @ 10:04
thank you 7 year old african child. i love you.
sounds like high maintenance...
I'm scared now because this is the area code I live in....
you could at least get off to Cartier instead.
I believe Jamie Foxx said it the best... "Oh she's a gold digger..."
Only if being a shallow materialistic whore doesn't bother you.
Because there's other stuff that goes into it 9:26.
If it were just prostitution, more marriages would last longer.
Aim higher sweetheart, Tiffany's isn't all its cracked up to be.
But seriously, I agree with 7:50 and 7:53
nice to know that some women at least admit to their materialism.
I wouldn't masturbate thinking of a Tiffany ring but a Tiffany ring might make me excited...
no it's not sad, it's perfectly legit man
Thank you 8:08.
I apologize for the misspelling of MASTURBATE to everyone.
7:45- it's just the fact that it's a "Tiffany" ring...
I'm assuming (I know, I shouldn't) that because she is masterbating to the thought of an engagement ring that she might actually be in a relationship, which would make the cock more than just another possession.
Plus, she's masterbating, not having sex.
I am rejoicing right along with you 8:04
I agree with 8:06 speaking of Jamie fox "she's got her own" now I"ll get off to that..
buying engagement rings (and wedding rings) are basically paying for sex.
why don't they just call it what it is: prostitution
YAY! SOMEONE CAN ACTUALLY SPELL "M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-E!!!"
could be worse....you could be getting off to walmart's fine selection...
True, 7:50! Then she will have to brag and tell everyone, which is just ridiculous and a waste of time.
It's not about the ring, it's about the relationship. If you masterbate to that instead of something that's real, you have some major issues.
I wish I knew you. I would love to jam a ring in your twat and fuck you in the ass.
Like anyone in the Quad Cities will care that it is from Tiffany's.
You realize Tiffany rings aren't actually that nice right? Their diamonds are pretty standard quality (meaning, you can get better elsewhere for the same price).
As long as you know you're a materialistic snot then I guess there is no problem. Good luck finding a man though...
Nothing says love like small rock mined by a 7 year old African child at gunpoint.
Mmm, how about you just get one put in down there?
7:47 - Once it's out of the box no one will even know!
If you're not a gold digger, you'd be the girl for me.
like a cock isn't a material thing?
not as sad as "get my big O" lol
i masturbate to tbell...but it's fine
8:01 you masterbate to tbell as in tacobell?? Heard it all now...
With a tanzanite stone,
Extremely sad. I think u need to find a MAN! ...