this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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