Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
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Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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