just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
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Probably cuz it's in the 209 hahaha... he's probably a meth junkie!
ahahaha yeah prob cause it is 209.. thats amazing though.
haha thats the funniest shit i've ever heard in my life.
sweet. i love such random non sequiturs.
awkward silence the rest of the way?
Can I be his friend, please?