I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
a search helicopter?!
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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