He managed to light the Jello on fire...
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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