I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
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Birthday sex should never be random, it's expected. Like sunrise and income tax.
Even your head? That's dedication
yeah because birthdays are random
Shaved EVERYTHING? Who is he, Powder? Should have got him lightning in a bottle.
and now you have stubble. go shave right before. no one wants to fuck sandpaper
Shaving EVERYTHING, birthday specific and stalker calls. Far from random, more like meticulously planned. Certainly a canivin fat bitch.
Ya, my thoughts exactly