its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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