can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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