So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Can Purell be used as lube?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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