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  • 52 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:28pm

    Cocaine's a hell of a drug...

  • 51 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:39am

    5:09 Requiem for a Dream

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:18pm

    I agree with 1017: They think they have control of you because they're selling something to you, but really you can do whatever you want with them because they would NEVER give up a knock and/or money hahah

  • 52 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:35pm

    God thats happened to me before.

  • 46 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:14pm

    No homo, but I did that too...she's a girl and so am I...We were fucked up

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:24am

    I lost my dealer...can I have yours?

  • 44 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:43pm

    maybe you will get a good customer discount...Are you in good hands?

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:44pm

    5:52 Mitch Hedberg ahaha

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:08pm

    i wish i got coke from sucking dick...

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:43am

    4:08 i would say more like borrowed. but next time i will site my source so its not considered plagiarism.

  • 42 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:31pm

    Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs

  • 39 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:28pm

    hahaha 5:09 on an unrelated note "maaan, i got these cheeseburgerrrs. man, ill suck yo dick"

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:42pm

    hahahhaa i loooove the mitch hedburg and role models quotes

  • 38 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:16pm

    that's how my parents met

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:14am

    Once went to pick up some dope from my brother's dealer.. the dude fell IN LOVE.. he'd hook me up all the time and he'd never make me pay for any of the blow, all he asked was that I smoke a blunt with him when I got there, he'd slip me a few downers and I'd be on my way. Ahh the life.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:42pm

    i think spooning is a positive. you couldve ate your drug dealers ass for the last hour.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:29pm

    marijuana isn't an addiction. i once sucked dick for coke. did you ever suck dick for weed?

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:23pm

    You are going places.

  • 37 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:37pm

    Why don't you lay out two lines of your selfishness, which is your blow, draw the shades, take the phone off the hook, grab a straw, and snort!

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:11am

    If he's cute, go for it.

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:42pm

    SOOO Pineapple Express

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:29pm

    They could have been smoking weed and fell asleep together.

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:26pm

    i date my drug dealer.

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:09pm

    "ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS!"

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:55pm

    high 5 ...5:52 im glad you used to be youre still one but you used to be..walk with pride man

  • 34 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:34pm

    SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK 'N ROLL

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:33pm

    4:29 I wouldn't brag about that?

  • 31 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:04pm

    i sucked my drug dealers dick...and had sex with him, but i didnt get much free weed ]= he just blazed me a lot and would give me like enough for a small joint...it sucked

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:57pm

    I got into a FWB situation with my dealer... he was awesome in bed. Backfired on me because he started to see me as a person instead of a customer and stopped dealing to me. Worth it though... I kept him on as a fuck-buddy.

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:59pm

    I would love to spoon with my weed dealer.

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:32pm

    My friend and I came up with this exchange for weed. 1 Blow Job = 2 KB Blunts However, when you are a hot cool chick and one of your good friends likes your tits and sells, you always get smoked out for free! ;-)

  • 32 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:26pm

    been there, done that.

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:38pm

    4:29 youre a winner.

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:25am

    5:34PM role models was great! wow, this is almost a depressing as hearing one of my friends tell me they drink alone sometimes!

  • 31 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:04pm

    Half Baked, people.... I got it 4:29.

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:08am

    4:29 Stole that from half baked

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:32pm

    you do what you gotta do to get that fix...

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:36pm

    hahahahah funny stuff

  • 30 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:49pm

    9:04 - actually *you* sucked. rimshot, please.

  • 30 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:17pm

    Isn't it the best when you can do something like that?

  • 27 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:52pm

    I used to be a drug addict. I mean I still am, but I used to be too...

  • 30 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:34pm

    You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:48pm

    I agree, Albuquerque for the win!

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:54pm

    ROLE MODELS FTW!!!! "You're standing over there, and you're standing over there, and I don't know which way is up!"

  • 29 52
    Submitted by SmexySmurf on Aug 29, 10 at 12:24am

    It is sad how people r doing it just to get free grugs from people....PATHETIC

  • 37 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:26pm

    I used to sell tons of ex. i boned a lot of my lincoln park, caucasian cute white clientle. circa 2002-2008

  • 31 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:50am

    i have been you! I never understand the need for me to be my drug dealer's friend. And then which is creepier--their therapist. Gross...I am sorry to say we are both gross.

  • 28 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:01pm

    lolololol awkwarrrddd