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  • Cocaine's a hell of a drug...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:28pm
  • God thats happened to me before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:35pm
  • 5:09 Requiem for a Dream

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:39am
  • No homo, but I did that too...she's a girl and so am I...We were fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:14pm
  • I lost my dealer...can I have yours?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:24am
  • hahaha 5:09 on an unrelated note "maaan, i got these cheeseburgerrrs. man, ill suck yo dick"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:28pm
  • If he's cute, go for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:11am
  • 5:52 Mitch Hedberg ahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:44pm
  • maybe you will get a good customer discount...Are you in good hands?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:43pm
  • SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK 'N ROLL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:34pm
  • marijuana isn't an addiction. i once sucked dick for coke. did you ever suck dick for weed?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:29pm
  • They could have been smoking weed and fell asleep together.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:29pm
  • i wish i got coke from sucking dick...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:08pm
  • 4:08 i would say more like borrowed. but next time i will site my source so its not considered plagiarism.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:43am
  • hahahhaa i loooove the mitch hedburg and role models quotes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:42pm
  • My friend and I came up with this exchange for weed. 1 Blow Job = 2 KB Blunts However, when you are a hot cool chick and one of your good friends likes your tits and sells, you always get smoked out for free! ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:32pm
  • Once went to pick up some dope from my brother's dealer.. the dude fell IN LOVE.. he'd hook me up all the time and he'd never make me pay for any of the blow, all he asked was that I smoke a blunt with him when I got there, he'd slip me a few downers and I'd be on my way. Ahh the life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:14am
  • Isn't it the best when you can do something like that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:17pm
  • high 5 ...5:52 im glad you used to be youre still one but you used to be..walk with pride man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:55pm
  • Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:31pm
  • I agree with 1017: They think they have control of you because they're selling something to you, but really you can do whatever you want with them because they would NEVER give up a knock and/or money hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:18pm
  • 4:29 I wouldn't brag about that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:33pm
  • ROLE MODELS FTW!!!! "You're standing over there, and you're standing over there, and I don't know which way is up!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:54pm
  • Why don't you lay out two lines of your selfishness, which is your blow, draw the shades, take the phone off the hook, grab a straw, and snort!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:37pm
  • SOOO Pineapple Express

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:42pm
  • hahahahah funny stuff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:36pm
  • You are going places.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:23pm
  • i sucked my drug dealers dick...and had sex with him, but i didnt get much free weed ]= he just blazed me a lot and would give me like enough for a small joint...it sucked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:04pm
  • been there, done that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:26pm
  • 4:29 Stole that from half baked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:08am
  • i date my drug dealer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:26pm
  • that's how my parents met

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:16pm
  • i think spooning is a positive. you couldve ate your drug dealers ass for the last hour.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:42pm
  • 9:04 - actually *you* sucked. rimshot, please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:49pm
  • I agree, Albuquerque for the win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:48pm
  • Half Baked, people.... I got it 4:29.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:04pm
  • I got into a FWB situation with my dealer... he was awesome in bed. Backfired on me because he started to see me as a person instead of a customer and stopped dealing to me. Worth it though... I kept him on as a fuck-buddy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:57pm
  • "ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:09pm
  • I used to be a drug addict. I mean I still am, but I used to be too...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:52pm
  • I would love to spoon with my weed dealer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:59pm
  • 4:29 youre a winner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:38pm
  • i have been you! I never understand the need for me to be my drug dealer's friend. And then which is creepier--their therapist. Gross...I am sorry to say we are both gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:50am
  • You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:34pm
  • you do what you gotta do to get that fix...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:32pm
  • It is sad how people r doing it just to get free grugs from people....PATHETIC

    Submitted by SmexySmurf on Aug 29, 10 at 12:24am
  • lolololol awkwarrrddd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:01pm
  • I used to sell tons of ex. i boned a lot of my lincoln park, caucasian cute white clientle. circa 2002-2008

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:26pm
  • 5:34PM role models was great! wow, this is almost a depressing as hearing one of my friends tell me they drink alone sometimes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:25am
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