I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
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Cocaine's a hell of a drug...
God thats happened to me before.
5:09 Requiem for a Dream
No homo, but I did that too...she's a girl and so am I...We were fucked up
I lost my dealer...can I have yours?
on an unrelated note
"maaan, i got these cheeseburgerrrs. man, ill suck yo dick"
If he's cute, go for it.
5:52 Mitch Hedberg ahaha
maybe you will get a good customer discount...Are you in good hands?
SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK 'N ROLL
marijuana isn't an addiction. i once sucked dick for coke. did you ever suck dick for weed?
They could have been smoking weed and fell asleep together.
i wish i got coke from sucking dick...
4:08 i would say more like borrowed. but next time i will site my source so its not considered plagiarism.
hahahhaa i loooove the mitch hedburg and role models quotes
My friend and I came up with this exchange for weed.
1 Blow Job = 2 KB Blunts
However, when you are a hot cool chick and one of your good friends likes your tits and sells, you always get smoked out for free!
Once went to pick up some dope from my brother's dealer.. the dude fell IN LOVE.. he'd hook me up all the time and he'd never make me pay for any of the blow, all he asked was that I smoke a blunt with him when I got there, he'd slip me a few downers and I'd be on my way. Ahh the life.
Isn't it the best when you can do something like that?
high 5 ...5:52 im glad you used to be youre still one but you used to be..walk with pride man
Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs
I agree with 1017: They think they have control of you because they're selling something to you, but really you can do whatever you want with them because they would NEVER give up a knock and/or money hahah
4:29 I wouldn't brag about that?
ROLE MODELS FTW!!!!
"You're standing over there, and you're standing over there, and I don't know which way is up!"
Why don't you lay out two lines of your selfishness, which is your blow, draw the shades, take the phone off the hook, grab a straw, and snort!
SOOO Pineapple Express
hahahahah funny stuff
You are going places.
i sucked my drug dealers dick...and had sex with him, but i didnt get much free weed ]= he just blazed me a lot and would give me like enough for a small joint...it sucked
been there, done that.
Stole that from half baked
i date my drug dealer.
that's how my parents met
i think spooning is a positive. you couldve ate your drug dealers ass for the last hour.
9:04 - actually *you* sucked.
I agree, Albuquerque for the win!
Half Baked, people.... I got it 4:29.
I got into a FWB situation with my dealer... he was awesome in bed. Backfired on me because he started to see me as a person instead of a customer and stopped dealing to me. Worth it though... I kept him on as a fuck-buddy.
"ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS!"
I used to be a drug addict. I mean I still am, but I used to be too...
I would love to spoon with my weed dealer.
4:29 youre a winner.
i have been you! I never understand the need for me to be my drug dealer's friend. And then which is creepier--their therapist. Gross...I am sorry to say we are both gross.
You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine
you do what you gotta do to get that fix...
It is sad how people r doing it just to get free grugs from people....PATHETIC
I used to sell tons of ex. i boned a lot of my lincoln park, caucasian cute white clientle. circa 2002-2008
5:34PM role models was great!
wow, this is almost a depressing as hearing one of my friends tell me they drink alone sometimes!