I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
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5:09 Requiem for a Dream
Cocaine's a hell of a drug...
God thats happened to me before.
I lost my dealer...can I have yours?
on an unrelated note
"maaan, i got these cheeseburgerrrs. man, ill suck yo dick"
No homo, but I did that too...she's a girl and so am I...We were fucked up
If he's cute, go for it.
maybe you will get a good customer discount...Are you in good hands?
SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK 'N ROLL
5:52 Mitch Hedberg ahaha
They could have been smoking weed and fell asleep together.
marijuana isn't an addiction. i once sucked dick for coke. did you ever suck dick for weed?
i wish i got coke from sucking dick...
hahahhaa i loooove the mitch hedburg and role models quotes
4:08 i would say more like borrowed. but next time i will site my source so its not considered plagiarism.
My friend and I came up with this exchange for weed.
1 Blow Job = 2 KB Blunts
However, when you are a hot cool chick and one of your good friends likes your tits and sells, you always get smoked out for free!
Once went to pick up some dope from my brother's dealer.. the dude fell IN LOVE.. he'd hook me up all the time and he'd never make me pay for any of the blow, all he asked was that I smoke a blunt with him when I got there, he'd slip me a few downers and I'd be on my way. Ahh the life.
Isn't it the best when you can do something like that?
Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs
high 5 ...5:52 im glad you used to be youre still one but you used to be..walk with pride man
that's how my parents met
I agree with 1017: They think they have control of you because they're selling something to you, but really you can do whatever you want with them because they would NEVER give up a knock and/or money hahah
4:29 I wouldn't brag about that?
ROLE MODELS FTW!!!!
"You're standing over there, and you're standing over there, and I don't know which way is up!"
SOOO Pineapple Express
I agree, Albuquerque for the win!
hahahahah funny stuff
9:04 - actually *you* sucked.
Why don't you lay out two lines of your selfishness, which is your blow, draw the shades, take the phone off the hook, grab a straw, and snort!
You are going places.
i date my drug dealer.
Stole that from half baked
been there, done that.
i sucked my drug dealers dick...and had sex with him, but i didnt get much free weed ]= he just blazed me a lot and would give me like enough for a small joint...it sucked
i think spooning is a positive. you couldve ate your drug dealers ass for the last hour.
I got into a FWB situation with my dealer... he was awesome in bed. Backfired on me because he started to see me as a person instead of a customer and stopped dealing to me. Worth it though... I kept him on as a fuck-buddy.
Half Baked, people.... I got it 4:29.
"ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS!"
4:29 youre a winner.
I used to be a drug addict. I mean I still am, but I used to be too...
I would love to spoon with my weed dealer.
You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine
i have been you! I never understand the need for me to be my drug dealer's friend. And then which is creepier--their therapist. Gross...I am sorry to say we are both gross.
you do what you gotta do to get that fix...
It is sad how people r doing it just to get free grugs from people....PATHETIC
I used to sell tons of ex. i boned a lot of my lincoln park, caucasian cute white clientle. circa 2002-2008
5:34PM role models was great!
wow, this is almost a depressing as hearing one of my friends tell me they drink alone sometimes!