I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
This is my gift to your gina
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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