He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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