that's an acceptable place to lick
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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