i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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