I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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Please. You knew there was a 75% chance his roommate would walk in and you did it anyway. Admit it; you wanted his roommate to see you like that.
Why do I think this is a guy posting?
Yeah because otherwise I don't see how the situation would be all that awkward.
It's all fun and games until someone gets a pube in their soup... Nudey chef day does have its drawbacks
Ask him if wants a blowjob.
Trust me he is high five-ing his roommate on the way out the room!
I need a wife who will do this, I'll give her porn to enjoy while I vacuum in my jeans with no shirt :)
A happy 3 some
Definitely seems like OP is a dude...
I'm sure if I walked into my dorm and there was a tranny half naked in heels the conversation would be awkward.