he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
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have you seen pattison's face? with the greasy hair?
he looks like he's ALWAYS on a liquor/cocaine binge. which doesn't make it a binge. that's just a routine at that point. so he has a liquor/cocaine routine. nice. way to go EDward.
Im controlling her so she doesnt get hurt, I tell her what to do and if she doesnt do it she gets hurt by my bitch slap... Works perfectly. Thanks for the tip!
ec cullen can suck a left nut. im a girl and im SO sick of hearing about the lame dick movie, book and even more lame dick characters. annnd that is nothing wrong with an all day drinking binge, except for that it was only one day. man up and make it two!
Edward isn't much of a man himself. He sparkles dammit.
am i the only female who does not think this fictional character or that rob pattison (or whatever his name sis) is hot?!
If your already dead why not see how much cocaine could bring you back to life the subsequently kill you.
EC = Ecstasy & Coke... The only EC worth caring about...
I DO NOT THINK HES HOT. he looked like a fucking rapist during the movies. I think the bad guy was hot but really the movies and book sucked. honestly i wouldnt even want a guy that was that much of a pussy for me
thats surprising...seeing as every woman from reading age to 40 is in love with the fictional man
That man is clearly better than Edward Cullen.
this is why so many women are disappointed in their men. in real life, men arent like edward cullen. you women need to learn to appreciate the finer things in men... such as cocaine binges
Perfect example of why women are treated like cum dumpsters. They beg to be abused and obviously are too easily manipulated and transparent, to see through a guys bull shit.
Woman like this are the reason for guys that are assholes
so, it's a romance novel gone mainstream?
twilight sucks, and i have no respect for anyone who thinks it's quality literature.
edward cullen sucks, but all day drinking binges with blow are pretty sweet. good job for that guy!
once all the movies are done... maybe...
hey if controlling your woman so that she doesn't get hurt is caring.......then why am I an asshole if I say do this or I am gonna punch you???? Im just trying to control her so that she doesnt get hurt...........right?
I'm so ready for Twilight to go away.
haha her edward cullen sounds exactly like my edward cullen
1) Edward Cullen does blow....it's the bits of coke that gets on his body that makes him SSSSPARKLLLLLE.
2) 11:39....jesus. I wish people felt as passionate about world peace as you do about Twilight.
i admit, i did read all the books and liked them.
but i'm so damn sick of them that i am close to hating them now.
Harry Potter is better.
Have you seen that pale fuck? He must do coke all day
The girl in the books and the movie is soo god awfully pathetic, angsty, bitchy etc. Girls who read that book need to stop and go DO something with their gossip girl infested lives. Seriously, you people were born so I could rule over you in your ignorance.
Edward Cullen probably never did, but Robert Pattinson, on the other hand...
Shit there was a second twilight, thats depressing... and really the only chicks interested in edward cullen are like 15 year old or you know, really pathetic.
haha he does lots of blow! well robert does
I <3 Jacob Black!!!!!
I'm pretty sure their talking about j c
I love this text. It's pretty much amazing.
YEHA HE TOTALLY DID DO THAT BECAUSE HE NEVER SLEEPS AND HE IS MELLOWED OUT WITH MITS OF RAGE.. DUH HE IS A COCAINE DRINKING POT SMOKING HOTTIE FOREVER.. DAMN I WISH I WAS HIS LOVER.. HAHAHHA
umm... do u guys realize this dude isn't real
when will this Twilight phase end.....
no, but robert pattinson might have.
i just thanked your mother.
hm, how do you know he doesn't do it?..
Fuck Edward. Give me Jacob.
dear god woman..........you DESERVE an Edward Cullen.
I want an Edward Cullen.
I'm pretty sure Edward Cullen is too much of a puss to even drink wine.
he probs has. he ALWAYS looks cracked out.
i bet edward cullen totally has had his share of all day drinking binges topped with cocaine cocktails. and if he didn't he should have.
i had to google edward cullen
I read all the books because of some kind of morbid curiosity. THEY ARE TERRIBLE. This Twilight craze can't end soon enough.
You realize it's a fictional character right? No use in arguing over.
And I doubt that Edward Cullen did any of the above since the author is Mormon. Just saying.
I bet you'd be surprised.
i think Rob Pattinson has on the other hand had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.