Have some text gold?

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • have you seen pattison's face? with the greasy hair? he looks like he's ALWAYS on a liquor/cocaine binge. which doesn't make it a binge. that's just a routine at that point. so he has a liquor/cocaine routine. nice. way to go EDward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:56am
  • Im controlling her so she doesnt get hurt, I tell her what to do and if she doesnt do it she gets hurt by my bitch slap... Works perfectly. Thanks for the tip!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:54pm
  • ec cullen can suck a left nut. im a girl and im SO sick of hearing about the lame dick movie, book and even more lame dick characters. annnd that is nothing wrong with an all day drinking binge, except for that it was only one day. man up and make it two!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:41pm
  • Edward isn't much of a man himself. He sparkles dammit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:49am
  • EC = Ecstasy & Coke... The only EC worth caring about...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:15pm
  • this is why so many women are disappointed in their men. in real life, men arent like edward cullen. you women need to learn to appreciate the finer things in men... such as cocaine binges

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:02am
  • If your already dead why not see how much cocaine could bring you back to life the subsequently kill you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:04pm
  • am i the only female who does not think this fictional character or that rob pattison (or whatever his name sis) is hot?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:34am
  • thats surprising...seeing as every woman from reading age to 40 is in love with the fictional man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:21am
  • That man is clearly better than Edward Cullen. Clearly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:05pm
  • I DO NOT THINK HES HOT. he looked like a fucking rapist during the movies. I think the bad guy was hot but really the movies and book sucked. honestly i wouldnt even want a guy that was that much of a pussy for me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:47am
  • Perfect example of why women are treated like cum dumpsters. They beg to be abused and obviously are too easily manipulated and transparent, to see through a guys bull shit. Woman like this are the reason for guys that are assholes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:56am
  • edward cullen sucks, but all day drinking binges with blow are pretty sweet. good job for that guy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:30am
  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:29am
  • I'm so ready for Twilight to go away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:06pm
  • hey if controlling your woman so that she doesn't get hurt is caring.......then why am I an asshole if I say do this or I am gonna punch you???? Im just trying to control her so that she doesnt get hurt...........right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:40pm
  • once all the movies are done... maybe...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:07am
  • @11:39 so, it's a romance novel gone mainstream? twilight sucks, and i have no respect for anyone who thinks it's quality literature.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:24pm
  • we must kill edward cullen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:07am
  • Edward Cullen probably never did, but Robert Pattinson, on the other hand...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:29am
  • i admit, i did read all the books and liked them. but i'm so damn sick of them that i am close to hating them now. Harry Potter is better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:59pm
  • 1) Edward Cullen does blow....it's the bits of coke that gets on his body that makes him SSSSPARKLLLLLE. 2) 11:39....jesus. I wish people felt as passionate about world peace as you do about Twilight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:46am
  • Shit there was a second twilight, thats depressing... and really the only chicks interested in edward cullen are like 15 year old or you know, really pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:39am
  • haha her edward cullen sounds exactly like my edward cullen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:50pm
  • Have you seen that pale fuck? He must do coke all day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:18pm
  • I'm pretty sure their talking about j c

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:09am
  • I <3 Jacob Black!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:47am
  • The girl in the books and the movie is soo god awfully pathetic, angsty, bitchy etc. Girls who read that book need to stop and go DO something with their gossip girl infested lives. Seriously, you people were born so I could rule over you in your ignorance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:32pm
  • umm... do u guys realize this dude isn't real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:32am
  • YEHA HE TOTALLY DID DO THAT BECAUSE HE NEVER SLEEPS AND HE IS MELLOWED OUT WITH MITS OF RAGE.. DUH HE IS A COCAINE DRINKING POT SMOKING HOTTIE FOREVER.. DAMN I WISH I WAS HIS LOVER.. HAHAHHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:46am
  • I love this text. It's pretty much amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:10pm
  • haha he does lots of blow! well robert does

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:27pm
  • when will this Twilight phase end.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:06am
  • i just thanked your mother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:17am
  • no, but robert pattinson might have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:52pm
  • bhahaha! priceless!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:28am
  • @1139 dear god woman..........you DESERVE an Edward Cullen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:01pm
  • Fuck Edward. Give me Jacob.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:53pm
  • hm, how do you know he doesn't do it?..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:30am
  • I want an Edward Cullen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:16pm
  • I'm pretty sure Edward Cullen is too much of a puss to even drink wine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 5:04pm
  • he probs has. he ALWAYS looks cracked out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:27pm
  • i had to google edward cullen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:18am
  • i bet edward cullen totally has had his share of all day drinking binges topped with cocaine cocktails. and if he didn't he should have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:09am
  • I read all the books because of some kind of morbid curiosity. THEY ARE TERRIBLE. This Twilight craze can't end soon enough.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:13pm
  • You realize it's a fictional character right? No use in arguing over. And I doubt that Edward Cullen did any of the above since the author is Mormon. Just saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:33pm
  • I bet you'd be surprised.

    Submitted by Sharniqua on Feb 11, 10 at 5:34am
  • i think Rob Pattinson has on the other hand had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:04am