Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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