Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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