I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
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any children or just yours?
Sex causes kids, so why can't they know how they were conceived?
Why stop with children? Talk it up everywhere!
Fuck kids. They suck, fucking little retards.
Think of the children. Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!? lol
Its the parents that get more pissed off anyways. Children have no idea wtf you're talking about anyways.
You gotta use codewords so they think you're talking about a cartoon.
"Remember when we thought Syphitron was trying to get into the Underbush Cavern. Good thing it was just the Rashbots. Otherwise, what would happen to the next Staff Bearer to wander in unsuspecting?"
959.. You speak spell "tits" wrong.
Way to be.
Self centered bitch.
Uh most kids know how to spell tits. Fuck too. Maybee not jizzed.
hey, kids have to learn sometime!
working with kids, ive learned to spell extremely well... example:
"omg. you are never going to believe this. last night, he came over and we f-u-c-k-e-d for like 4 hours and then he s-u-c-k-e-d on my t-i-t-s until he decided we needed to f-u-c-k- again and he j-i-z-z-e-d all over my face. nice night? i think so."
definitely show them porn!
that's one of the most fun things in life! :D
Show them porn for visual reference too if you need to.
Bad night for the children