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  • Hahaha @ 11:38. As Robin Williams said, "Guys only have enough blood for one head".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:14pm
  • ummm anyone who calls it "bufu" shouldn’t really be doing it in the first place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:05pm
  • @1136 he only did that because your a bitch so time for some payback

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:40am
  • There is a little resistance down there... how could a guy just "shove it in?" Unless you were loosey goosey. Then it's kinda gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:18pm
  • thats why you need to have the conversation before he loses all blood flow to his brain..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:38am
  • haha sucks that you're actually second, weirdo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:29am
  • bufu means bumfuck so if you are British that may be acceptable. Normally bufu is referring to a place in the middle of nowhere bufu Egypt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:52pm
  • 12:25 knows waaaaaaay too much about the anus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:26pm
  • 11:28, I actually thought ONLY 13 y.o.'s said bufu. That's the most retarded term for anal I've ever heard. Go bufu yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:43pm
  • I agree. Last time I agreed to bufu I told him "please don't just shove it in." what he heard was " just shove it in!" I wasn't able to shit for a week. I love men with selective hearing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:36am
  • it's called switching lanes without signalling

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:40am
  • NOOOOOOOOOOO I HATE YOU THE FIRST PERSON

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:30am
  • the funniest part is this is a text from a guy, and the girl just shoved it in

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:44am
    • that's not that bad actually.. well if you like that sort of thing that is.. is nice to have warning though so I gotta agree with her there

      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Nov 9, 11 at 11:23pm
  • i totally agree with this text!! "OOPS!!" is never fun.. only by douche bags who are too pussy to ask first!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:51am
  • eck. That hole should be exit only...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:40pm
  • Lmao at the comment below.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:13am
  • I am a happy person ( : smile!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:57am
  • haha, BUFU, that's hilarious. i got it when i finished reading the text but at first glance i thought it was a reference to How High with Red and Meth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:12pm
  • wow...fail 11:28 (second)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:30am
  • hate yourself 11:30, have better goals than being the first person to post on an anonymous humor website

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:31am
  • Your asshole has to pretty loose if a dick can just slide right in there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:48am
  • oh 12:25 you speak the words that i cannot find.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:48pm
  • uhh 12:26, it's called basic anatomy. Those are sphincter muscles which allow you to take a shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:17pm
  • bufu = butt fucking for all you 13 yr olds, this is a pre-emptive answer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:28am
  • Ew yeah...it takes a while, even if you do that a lot. There's 2 rings of muscles you have to get past, so if both are ripped, you're fucked. Not in the good way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:25pm
  • the second post made me laugh more than the text itself! i'm actually lolzing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:21pm
  • AHH IM FIRST IM FIRST IM FIRST IVE WAITED FOR THIS DAY FOR FOREVERRR YOU MIGHT THINK IM A LOSER BUT IM SOO HOTTT SO ITS OK!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY BITCHES WHO ARENT FIRST!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:28am