i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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