Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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