She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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