I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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Dude, how dou you not get rugburn?
I'm just getting ready to masturbate right now. I'll probs just blow my load on my own chest cuz i have limited socks at my disposal.
In soviet Russia fancy socks masterbate into you
I masturbate twice a day
I submitted one last night that said "The house is clean and there's dust all over my nut rag."
Oh yeah, well, I just masturbated into a chick... Oh wait, that's called sex.
2:50...if this site is so craptastic, why do you bother?
Dress sock is good, but belt sander covered in menstrual blood is a much better way to masturbate
Hmm any other tips? Lol
I masterbate every other day, good times.
My masturbation schedule fluctuates...
This was just a bad idea. Gym socks are WAY more absorbent than dress socks.
Do the panty hose next... Much more fun to blow your load in
I just masturbated into your mom's mouth and I feel great. I would have liked to be closer to the front of the line, however
Ew i know a guy who keeps a gym sock under his drivers seat for traffic jams. awwwwkward.
these pretzels are making me horny
This one is actually pretty funny, unlike most of the crap on this site
1206, the economy fucking sucks, dont it?