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  • Dude, how dou you not get rugburn?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:09pm
  • I'm just getting ready to masturbate right now. I'll probs just blow my load on my own chest cuz i have limited socks at my disposal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:06pm
  • In soviet Russia fancy socks masterbate into you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 7:03pm
  • I masturbate twice a day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:19pm
  • I submitted one last night that said "The house is clean and there's dust all over my nut rag."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:14am
  • Oh yeah, well, I just masturbated into a chick... Oh wait, that's called sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:40am
  • 2:50...if this site is so craptastic, why do you bother?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:25pm
  • Hmm any other tips? Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:12pm
  • I masterbate every other day, good times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:41pm
  • Dress sock is good, but belt sander covered in menstrual blood is a much better way to masturbate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:02am
  • My masturbation schedule fluctuates...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:09pm
  • This was just a bad idea. Gym socks are WAY more absorbent than dress socks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:33am
  • Do the panty hose next... Much more fun to blow your load in

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:44am
  • I just masturbated into your mom's mouth and I feel great. I would have liked to be closer to the front of the line, however

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:50am
  • these pretzels are making me horny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:43am
  • Ew i know a guy who keeps a gym sock under his drivers seat for traffic jams. awwwwkward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:14am
  • Pinky up

    Submitted by johnnyk on Aug 20, 10 at 4:11pm
  • This one is actually pretty funny, unlike most of the crap on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:50pm
  • 1206, the economy fucking sucks, dont it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:47pm
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