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Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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