Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
