I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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