Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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