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    Submitted by Hedonistic on May 7, 12 at 10:07am

    How is that even possible??? There aren't green aprons for the librarian!!! Hair neatly pulled up, black rimmed glasses, collared white button-up shirt left a little undone, slim mid-thigh skirt, black heals, and maybe a cardigan sweater... How can anyone fuck that up?!?!

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      Submitted by Problywasme on May 7, 12 at 10:13am

      I just got a little hard...

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        Submitted by Hedonistic on May 7, 12 at 10:53am

        Green aprons get me going too... That's why I love Starfucks.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on May 7, 12 at 10:31am

      I thought this too but tfln decided it didn't want to post my novella, my only point to make is that not all barristas wear green aprons...because there are other coffee places besides star bucks. In the mom and pop coffee stores most barristas could go work at hooters without changing.

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      Submitted by porksword on May 7, 12 at 1:00pm

      The best part is the pen or pencil in the hair. When removed hair cascades down over the shoulders...

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        Submitted by Hedonistic on May 7, 12 at 1:46pm

        And if you REALLY want a naughty librarian, refer to the movie Tomcats!

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          Submitted by suckme on May 7, 12 at 2:18pm

          You're amazing, Hedo! Where can I find one of you?

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            Submitted by Hedonistic on May 7, 12 at 5:07pm

            Starfucks of course... Look for the girl with the pencil in her hair.

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          Submitted by Afterburner on May 9, 12 at 1:43am

          Best. Movie. Ever.

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on May 7, 12 at 9:19pm

      can someone hand me a napkin...or a box of Kleenex.

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      Submitted by Afterburner on May 9, 12 at 1:45am

      I think I just came in my pants

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on May 7, 12 at 10:04am

    ....you confused coffee for reading material? You're a little worse off than you think.