idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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