im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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