This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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