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  • 84 58
    Submitted by porksword on Feb 16, 12 at 8:56pm

    I already have plans with somebody who's mentally balanced.

  • 76 61
    Submitted by yumyum05 on Feb 16, 12 at 4:27pm

    that's deep

  • 70 64
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 16, 12 at 7:28pm

    Bartenders are also more experienced with various personalities.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by MrFixIt on Feb 16, 12 at 4:26pm

    I need to live by this.

    • 50 56
      Submitted by wgiraldi on Feb 16, 12 at 11:05pm

      As do many!

  • 57 71
    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Feb 16, 12 at 7:22pm

    Good thing the politicans stopped us from having that evil "government-sponsored healthcare"

  • 55 71
    Submitted by slammin211s on Feb 16, 12 at 6:55pm

    definitley my motto

  • 50 68
    Submitted by sharkslayer11 on Feb 16, 12 at 4:29pm

    Touché

  • 36 57
    Submitted by jamald on Feb 20, 12 at 6:13pm

    Best text ever