let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize