Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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