yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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