quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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