don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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