Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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