And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
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You don't "get arrested" for drunk canoeing, you "drown".
Seriously, what hurricane?? Only the biggest storm to hit new England ever.. The fucking world knows about this storm
Cabrewing is awesome. Wear a life vest though
On a serious note, tge
damn mobile app
on a serious note, the first responders coming.to save your dumb ass are putting their lives on the line because you are a drunk idiot.
@Armchair: I know! It cuts off my texts all the time.
@Binders: Cabrewing, love it. I'll try it. Now, what hurricane? I'm in NH