And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
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You don't "get arrested" for drunk canoeing, you "drown".
Cabrewing is awesome. Wear a life vest though
Seriously, what hurricane?? Only the biggest storm to hit new England ever.. The fucking world knows about this storm
On a serious note, tge
damn mobile app
on a serious note, the first responders coming.to save your dumb ass are putting their lives on the line because you are a drunk idiot.
@Armchair: I know! It cuts off my texts all the time.
@Binders: Cabrewing, love it. I'll try it. Now, what hurricane? I'm in NH